about tiani
basics
- my name is tiani.
- i’m 21 years old.
- 5’2”. blue eyes. brunette. caucasian.
- i live in tucson, arizona.
- i am happily married to my husband.
- i am 75% ashkenazi jew and 25% italian.
- i work at a luxury day spa, inside a luxury hotel.
- i am in college, majoring in hospitality.
random
- i plan on taking the test for my real estate license.
- i will re-stretch my earlobes someday.
- my boobs are taking over the world.
- i crack most of my joints multiple times a day.
- i’ve never smoked a cigarette in my life.
- i have a hookah.
- i don’t vote and never will.
- i am a christian.
- i am pro-choice.
- i have 1 chihuahua named funky cold medina.
- i have 2 cats named after the characters roxie and velma from chicago. roxie turned out to be a boy cat.
- i never want to have children.
- i am never embarrassed, and if i was you wouldn’t know
i like:
- listening to gangsta rap in my car
- hot sauce on all my food
- traveling
- vodka
- making mischief
- mascara
- floral jorts
- cracking my joints
i hate:
- when people don’t flush the toilet
- homework
- throwing up
- not getting what i want
- capitalization
- cleaning my house
- boogers, and will pick my nose in public to get them out if i have to
